Principia Discordia
The Principia Discordia is the soda fountain from which the Erisian Movement flows like Pure Coca-Cola Syrup, bringing unto mankind the giggling, unblinking, caffeine-and-sugar mania that is Discordianism. It was written by Malaclypse the Younger and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (who are discussed more fully at the far end of that Erisian Movement link back there).
      Large parts of it are reproduced herein (Goddess only knows where at this point; there are more links around this hyperdoc than there are in every package of Jimmy Deans ever made), but I heartily suggest that you consider purchasing the Dead-Tree Edition from the IllumiNet Press. It's a piece of history (and you never know when or if I'm ever actually going to get around to scanning in and inlining all the clip-art). You may want to peruse the other Discordian sites that I've located thus far, as well, since they are all part of the Discordian Madness and, thus, are all parts of our Scrippage.
      Since we're talking about Discordian Scripture anyway, I should mention that recently unearthed (using that most versatile of shovels, the pineal gland) is the Good Gnus' Babble, which provides conclusive evidence that Discordianism has been around longer than any other religion (only the Vedas look older, but there's an explanation for that in Epistle to the Thuddites, too [of course, this explanation directly contradicts the one that appears in the Good Gnus' Babble, and neither one quite jives with Ol' Sam's learned explanation of other faiths, but what's a little logical dilemma between friends?]).
     

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