Perpetual Date Converter from the Gregorian to the Semi-Divinely Revealed POEE Calendar


Seasons
The seasons are based on the Five Ages of Discordia as described in The Book of Uterus of the Honest Book of Truth which was revealed to Lord Omar.
  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

     

Days of the Week
The Days of the Week are named from the five Basic Elements (which are discussed further in the Cosmogony article): Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange.
  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange

Holydays
Apostle Holydays
Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season
  1. Mungday
  2. Mojoday
  3. Syaday
  4. Zaraday
  5. Maladay

     
Season Holydays
Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season
  1. Chaoflux
  2. Discoflux
  3. Confuflux
  4. Bureflux
  5. Afflux

      St. Tib's Day occurs once every 4 years (1+4= 5 ) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
      The year that is 1991 by the Thuddite Reckoning is 3157 to Discordians. The next St. Tibs Day after that year is 3158.
      
                    SM BT PD PP SO                          SM BT PD PP SO
                    -- -- -- -- --                          -- -- -- -- --
Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs  Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10          10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49    
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15          15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54    
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20          20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59    
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25          25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64    
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30          30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69    
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35      Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40           9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6    
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45          14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11    
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50          19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16    
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55          24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21    
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59 60          29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26    
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65      Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31    
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70           8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36    
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc      13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41    
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7          18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46    
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12          23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51    
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17          28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56    
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22      Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61    
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27           8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66    
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32          13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71    
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37          18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42          23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8    
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47          28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13    
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52      Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18    
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57           7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23    
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62          12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28    
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67          17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33    
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72          22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38    
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn      27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43    
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9      Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48    
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14           7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53    
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19          12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58    
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24          17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63    
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29          22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68    
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34          27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73    
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39

      Those of you who are trying to find your birthday and are getting bug-eyed looking at the above chart may wish to go use the handy-dandy Gregorian-to-Erisian Converter page.
Pope Icky, bless his li'l pineal gland, has opted for an even more confusing calendrical system -- one which staunchly refuses to pander to the all-too-human failing of looking for simplicity and order in the universe. Rock on, Pope Icky.
      And, not being one to leave anything alone, apparently, Aquadale Bitty, Chaplain, Generic Discordian Sect, has rebutted and debunked Icky's work of genius.