Saint Gulik

This is Saint Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from ours called him ``Hermes.'' Many people called him by many names. He is a roach.
      Actually, the amazing thing about Saint Gulik is that he's really all roaches. Remember that bunch you saw a few weeks ago? That was all one roach moving really, really fast. In fact, whenever you ``step on a roach,'' all that's really happening is that Gulik sees your foot coming (at about the rate you see the stars wheeling across the night sky), he rushes off, builds a Gulik mockup and leaves it where your foot is about to hit. And he does all this in his spare time.
      Now that's fast.
      For yet more information (oh, you are a glutton for punishment), see Discordian Saints.