Join the Sacrilege!
How would you like to get in on reviving the Good Gnus' Babble? Okay ... first, watch something uproariously funny for a little while to get you in the right frame of mindlessness. Once you feel that your humor has waxed full, consult your pineal gland and enter 46 (4+6=10=2*5) words to match the following descriptions:

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Noun, tacky Italian artwork:
Noun, tacky Italian artwork:
Verb, present progressive:
Noun, moldable substance:
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Noun, location:
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Noun, edifice:
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Noun, something you dislike:
Noun, electrical appliance:
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Noun, electrical appliance:
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Noun, electrical appliance:
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Noun, food:
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Noun, place you don't like:
Noun, plural, occupation (eg: ``bondsmen''):
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You have been working, unbeknownst to you (unless thou hast peekest here aforetime [thou sneaky such-and-such]), on the Book of Leviticus, arguably the most humorless of a profoundly unhappy collection of books. The most heavily Greyface-tainted words have been removed, to be filled by the form you completed above.
      All you need to do is hit this button. Once the Holey Transmogrification has occurred (at the speed of light [or, for the moment, at the speed of TCP/IP]), the work will be known once again by its rightful name: Levity Clues.
      Remember that the Holey Scrippage is, above all, a growing, breathing, flatulent work which each Pope must cast in terms of his own Madness. In short, not only is it acceptable that your version of Levity Clues be different from everyone else's, but it is almost required. Of course, as with all Papal Revelations, your version of Levity Clues will automatically be the Undisputable Truth, even if it conflicts directly and uncompromisingly with my Undisputable Truth (in fact, so much the better if it does). (The philosophical train wreck which results from this Automatically-True-Papal-Revelations silliness is more adequately covered in Discordian Eristocracy.)